Juliet
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Life is way too short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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Post by Juliet on Jun 11, 2012 22:06:27 GMT -6
Haha, I've seen that Darth Vader one before. I like that Doctor Who one!!!
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Post by Jessie on Jun 12, 2012 4:28:16 GMT -6
While I'm on a mildly mathematical tangent: Teaching Math: 1970-2010 1. Teaching Math in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math in 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math in 1985 Let P be a set with cardinality 100. Let A be included in P and have cardinality 100*(4/5). What is the cardinality of the set of points included in P but not A? 4. Teaching Math in 1990 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100, with a production cost of $80. Did he turn a profit? 5. Teaching Math in 2000 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 6. Teaching Math in 2005 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Explain. How do you think the forest animals felt as the foolish logger cut down their beautiful homes? 7. Teaching Math in 2010 Un hachero vendu una carretada de maderapara 100. El costo de la produccion es $80. Haha, I get that one.
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Post by Catherine on Jun 12, 2012 5:16:31 GMT -6
2. What is the meaning of life? It's all relative Ha. That's clever. Though I feel dumb because I don't get #2. While I'm on a mildly mathematical tangent: Teaching Math: 1970-2010 1. Teaching Math in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math in 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math in 1985 Let P be a set with cardinality 100. Let A be included in P and have cardinality 100*(4/5). What is the cardinality of the set of points included in P but not A? 4. Teaching Math in 1990 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100, with a production cost of $80. Did he turn a profit? 5. Teaching Math in 2000 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 6. Teaching Math in 2005 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Explain. How do you think the forest animals felt as the foolish logger cut down their beautiful homes? 7. Teaching Math in 2010 Un hachero vendu una carretada de maderapara 100. El costo de la produccion es $80. Haha!! That's funny And to explain 2. What is the meaning of life? It is all relative. Einstein's theory of relativity. The meaning of life is different for each of us-so it is all relative to waht we do in our every day lives. (and I'm sure we all have relatives as well. )
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ET
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I'm probably headbanging right now.
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Post by ET on Jun 12, 2012 20:38:45 GMT -6
2. What is the meaning of life? It's all relative Ha. That's clever. Though I feel dumb because I don't get #2. While I'm on a mildly mathematical tangent: Teaching Math: 1970-2010 1. Teaching Math in 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math in 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math in 1985 Let P be a set with cardinality 100. Let A be included in P and have cardinality 100*(4/5). What is the cardinality of the set of points included in P but not A? 4. Teaching Math in 1990 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100, with a production cost of $80. Did he turn a profit? 5. Teaching Math in 2000 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 6. Teaching Math in 2005 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Explain. How do you think the forest animals felt as the foolish logger cut down their beautiful homes? 7. Teaching Math in 2010 Un hachero vendu una carretada de maderapara 100. El costo de la produccion es $80. Haha!! That's funny And to explain 2. What is the meaning of life? It is all relative. Einstein's theory of relativity. The meaning of life is different for each of us-so it is all relative to waht we do in our every day lives. (and I'm sure we all have relatives as well. ) Oh, I get it now. Though, to be technically correct, the theory of relativity is physics, not math. ... I'll stop harshing on your mellow now.
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Post by Marie J on Jun 14, 2012 9:32:40 GMT -6
Thanks for sharing the math progression, Enpassant. Too true, too true... It's hard to remember to type your new name now.
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Alaia Wyoming
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I like PM's. I really like them. *hint hint* ;)
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Post by Alaia Wyoming on Jun 20, 2012 12:47:23 GMT -6
Haha, I love the math one! Especially the "Math in 2005".
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Sallie
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"The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness shall not overcome It."
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Post by Sallie on Jun 22, 2012 10:18:20 GMT -6
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Post by Twinkle on Jun 22, 2012 12:34:22 GMT -6
the picture you posted Sallie put a smile on my face
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Post by beckie on Jun 22, 2012 14:01:00 GMT -6
OMIGOSH!!!! the picture you posted Sallie made my mouth drop open! lol
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Alaia Wyoming
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I like PM's. I really like them. *hint hint* ;)
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Post by Alaia Wyoming on Jun 28, 2012 13:20:38 GMT -6
Hahaha!!! That is so cute and funny!!
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Post by Catherine on Jun 28, 2012 13:28:35 GMT -6
Hahaha! LOVE IT
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Sallie
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"The Light shines in the darkness, and the darkness shall not overcome It."
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Post by Sallie on Jul 1, 2012 15:59:11 GMT -6
5 Ways to Calm Crying Babies : 1. Feed them. 2. Change them. 3. Pick them up. 4. Give them to their mothers. 5. Put them somewhere where they can stare at a spinning ceiling fan for hours.
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Post by beckie on Jul 2, 2012 8:49:55 GMT -6
Hehe poor baby you can't forget the part about showing them love! hehe
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Post by Jessie on Jul 2, 2012 12:21:41 GMT -6
So today at the table, one of my little brothers was saying how he really like what he was eating, and he said, "It's gooder than gooder." And I said, "Better than better. If you want to go to school this fall you've got to learn to talk good." I immediately realized my OWN mistake when mom raised her eyebrows in that "Are you using improper grammer?" And so I just said, "Heehee."
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Post by Twinkle on Jul 2, 2012 12:43:24 GMT -6
lol Jessie
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