Quotes, courtesy of my four year old sister, Juliana. Anna is the next sister-age nine.
Jules: I am Anna's 'terihdahctal---What is a 'terihdahctal anyway?
Jules: CM, how do you spell a dog's bark?
Me: *briefly stymied* ...Bark.
Jules: Guess what Anna, I'm glad I have eyes.
Jules: We don't speak english you know, CM.
Me: Really?
Jules: We don't speak english we speak 'merican.
Me: *snerk*
Jules: Cuz we're 'merican.
Random Lady at Church: Who's your Mom? Who do you belong to?
Jules: ah, um, ...I'm 'MERICAN.
Jules: Everyone betrays you, Anna.